Looking for a new full time carer for myself...
I’m a complete liability, clumsy, ditsy, probably a bit skatty and an awful drunk ☺️
Occasionally can be funny though
Single Turkish here for old fashioned dating
Likes: languages (Italian and Spanish) travelling, hiking, cooking, wine, opera, big smiles and beards
Dislikes: Drugs, club bunnies, plastic bodies
180cm
Enjoy gym, fitness, food, science & fashion. Partial to some dreadful reality TV as well as some GoT, AHS & Walking Dead. Huge Marvel fan... too excited about EndGame
Generally I'm fairly hilarious and I like to make people smile 🤓
Live in Oxfordshire, work in W London and all over the UK
Gigs, power tools, small music instruments, kindness, nominal sentences.
I’ve lost twelve Oyster cards so far, otherwise my attention span is excellent.
Looking for someone to open the door for me and smack my bum at the entry🍑
Darker the berries sweeter the juice 😏 if u know u know🤷🏼♂️
Msc 👨🏼🎓
Foodie🍕🥘🍱
Dancer👯♂️
Traveler 🧳 🗺
Music 🎶
Movies 🎥
Hit me up b🤷🏼♂️
Oh yes I’m very good at twerking 🤷🏼♂️
An hispanic temper, a hedonistic attitude and a preference for dekadence.
A chubby blonde, but with curves ;-), inked and a nightmare dressed like a daydream :D haha
NICHT an ONS oder ähnlichem interessiert!!
Hi, I live in Miami but my parents bought me a plane ticket and told me I had no choice but to come home so, here I am lol
Mainly down for something serious but also love making friends
Barley get on here so snap me :)
@brysonlgraphia