I like eggs that have explosive yolks and the way to my heart is cooking, especially if it's laced with chilli and garlic and especially x 2 if if it's in bed.
In return I am endearing and also laugh at my own jokes, so you won't have to, but you probably will.
I love to hear about a good conspiracy theory and am also a cat Enthuasiast, so if you have a cat that can be contained within four walls let's get to know each other.