Looking for a new full time carer for myself...
I’m a complete liability, clumsy, ditsy, probably a bit skatty and an awful drunk ☺️
Occasionally can be funny though
Hard working, good job. Live in Shoreditch, mainly for the coffee. Love travel, movies, good food, but mainly finding excuses not to get out of bed of Sunday mornings.
ISTP. Non-scene.
Cat person.
Not tall.
Took myself off all dating apps for a clean break... after months I’m back again to meet some decent guys for lovely adventures.
Keen traveller and skier, outstanding cook, career ambitious and creatively minded. Where should we start?
6’1 / ⬆️
🏠 Kensington, London
Should I say, this is a booby trap? 😛
Here to collect matches, cause I like being hot 😏
(Self proclaimed) intellectual girl who also loves her titties.
-also, a disappointment-
Now form an orderly queue, gentlemen 💁🏻♀️
Si buscan quien les pague el gim y los gustitos se equivocaron....
Preguntan tanto lo mismo que ya les doy respuestas...
Si tienes estudios? (Leer y escribir cuenta?)
Si vives sola? (Con Gatos, perros, pollos, ganado)
Si tienes trabajo? (Si... vendo intelecto)
Hablas ingles? ( oh yes, yeah, oh god..)
Ademas nos quieren tontas y desesperadas...
Me gustan mayores se 30 .... niñatos no y por favor, aburridos que despues de contar 3 cosas no tienen tema de conversa abstenerse.
Jajajaja