Disclaimer: May currently have vaguely peachy pink hair.
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Three things:
If I know you, I'm swiping right - so you can assuage any curiosity right now.
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If I super liked you, it's either because I can't work my phone or Tinder gave me a freebie.
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If we match on my swipe, I'm saying hello. If we match on yours, it's on you! Simples.*
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*unless you super like me - you can clean up your own mistakes.